my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
What if Supernatural was about two demon brother’s that went around killing hunters?
We’re halfway there
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
when they say the name of the movie in the movie
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
do any of us even care that hannibal is a cannibal
No matter how cute or nice he is if he calls you any type of flavor that you use in your coffee then you need to cut that shit quick fr
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i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters