21 4 / 2014

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

(Source: paarasytes, via sherlock-who-tardis)

21 4 / 2014

dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 

dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 

21 4 / 2014

dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 

dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 

21 4 / 2014

21 4 / 2014

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

(via destieliscanoninmyheart)

21 4 / 2014

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: patheticforever, via heydiddlehiddleston)

21 4 / 2014

wordsofdiana:

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

(via destieliscanoninmyheart)

21 4 / 2014

raisesomehale:

sstiliinski:

WHO KEEPS HANDING DYLAN PUPPIES

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I MEAN

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WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM DYLAN

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THERE MUST BE A LIMIT

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THEY JUST APPEAR

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THAT’S ENOUGH. I DEMAND ANSWERS

did you just subtly imply that Posey is a puppy

(via destieliscanoninmyheart)

21 4 / 2014

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

(via heydiddlehiddleston)

21 4 / 2014

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

(via high-functioning-hedgehog)

21 4 / 2014

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via postllimit)

21 4 / 2014

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via heydiddlehiddleston)

21 4 / 2014

thats-captain-jackharkness:

sancondor:

rakestrawberry17:

iamaslumberbatch:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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This entire post is perfect.

(Source: terrakion, via daubarama)

21 4 / 2014

mclaughs:

I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.

(Source: chapmanjim, via celestial-sexhair)

21 4 / 2014

(Source: thisyearsgirls, via skyeslayer)